50+ Funny Happy Birthday Wishes, Cards for Facebook and Instagram Pictures

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1. In the cupboard? On the coffee table? Near the bed? At 50 it is a great victory to remember where you left your keys, happy birthday!
2. There is a very intelligent, rich, beautiful and famous person who was born today. Too bad it’s not you. Happy Birthday to you too!
3. I got something special for you, which both of us love. Wooo! I ate it all on the way.
4. So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays have lived the longest life in the earth.
5. It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me, it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.
6. I am going to tell you one secret – as far as I know, you today you are the oldest, so let’s celebrate that!
7. Blow all the candles on your cake, now that you can still count them. Happy Birthday!
8. Don’t feel sad that you become one year older. Keep the chin up. You know what I mean. These Funny bday wishes are only for you. Have Fun!
9. People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase in its number, people find breathing harder.
10. You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.
11. Happy birthday to my old friend. I hope that this year you are going to get a brand new disease. Take care!
12. So many candles on a cake that’s too small … but do not worry, I called the reinforcements … the firemen are out waiting only for a gesture! Happy birthday!
13. On your birthday, don’t count the candles on your cake or wrinkles on the face. You will be shocked. Just be glad that you are not down for the count.
14. No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you the happiest birthday ever.
15. No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.
16. On your big day, I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of your grandfather!
17. Do you think you’re special because today is your birthday? This is a total absurdity … you are special every day! Happy Birthday!
18. Today is your Birthday Bro; tell me how old you grow! I mean that parts that were born with a terminator.
19. So, you are still younger than the age you will be on your next birthday. Have a special celebration.
20. Still, your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.
21. Did you know that when you were born, you were so surprised that didn’t talk for more than a year? Happy birthday, friend!